Artisan Ringtones Vol 2

by Juicy the Emissary

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    Finely crafted aural notification technology for the enlightened communications user.
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Remember before wireless phones when calls were limited to a finite area, beyond which the world of telecommunication could not exist? Well, we can never go back now. Pandora’s Box has been opened and phones have infiltrated every crevice of our lives. How many times a day do you hear a phone ring?


Lest we forget, life is simply a series of sensory experiences. Much like what we eat constitutes our body, what we see, hear, smell, taste, and feel constitutes our consciousness. The health of neither should be ignored.

Today, cell phones are ubiquitous to say the least and sadly too many people are forced to compromise their quality of life by settling for the least intolerable ringtone on their phone, subsequently exposing themselves to this less-than-desirable noise multiple times everyday. This repetitive sound therapy affects our psyches in ways we can’t even comprehend. Meanwhile, it seems ringtone composers are either horribly out of touch or a sinister cult of conspirators with steadfast intentions to contaminate the soundscapes of our lives. Either way, something had to be done.

Thus, I give you Artisan Ringtones, the latest in audio Feng Shui. Practical and artful ringtones designed to enrich your cell phone experience and bring some greatly needed tact to the art of the ringtone.

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released October 4, 2017

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Juicy the Emissary is an aural architect, arranging sounds to create unshakable structures capable of accommodating the most fastidious audio dwellers.

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